Dear Baby

Dear Baby Sick,

Please stop making me so sick. I'd like to be able to keep some food down! I'd also like to not feel like I could throw up any given minute throughout the day. I'm pretty sure by this point in the pregnancy, you're supposed to be easing up on me, not making me feel worse. I would appreciate it if you could let me sleep through the night too. Or at least only wake up two or three times. It's not like we're even doing anything fun when we are awake all hours of the night!

In summary: back off, kiddo. You're basically just setting yourself up for a life as an only child. Not that that would be a bad thing.

I still love you, though.

Your Sick Mom